What the hell is she trying to say?

Longest leg ever. 8 hours and we arrive in Medora, ND in twilight.  This campground has rules such as : DO NOT CALL FOR INFORMATION! Come in the office in person! If you ask us a question we will ask you to come to the office in person for the answer! And: SOMEONE FROM OUR CAMPGROUND WILL ASSIST YOU IN PULLING INTO YOUR SITE!!  While I registered, John disconnected the tow vehicle and then "Christina" was walking assisting John to the site.  She pointed to the left for him to go there. I hop out of the tow vehicle.  "Christina! Are you sure we shouldn't back in? The hook ups are waaay up there!" She barks "I AM ASSISTING THIS AS PER THE RULES IN THE HANDOUT. I AM HANDLING THIS!" John is like is this a pull in or a back in or what? Christina starts doing this hands maneuver like she's making shadow dogs barking with authority.  John hops out of the RV "What am I supposed to be doing? I don't know what those hands going back and forth smashed together means?" As I watch I am like "is she gesturing the salmon are spawning?"  She tells him he has to back in to the spot way behind. 

John gets back in the RV.  She starts making all these hand signals and dancing and what not. John has NO IDEA WTF she is asking him to do! He yells out the window at her "Do you realize I have over 100,000 miles on this rig? I can see the damn picnic table with my four cameras and my eyes! What do you want me to do?!!!!"  At this point John is OVER Christina.  He just ignores her, puts the gear in reverse, punches the gas, burns out and whips back into the site like a picture perfect BOSS.  Christina balks and walks away.     We had no freakin idea what the hell her signals were all about. 

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If she wasn't so aggressive and authoritarian, it would have been more like doing the hand jive ha ha