virginia hiking trail or american horror story

Tra la la through the Cedar Trail in Martinsville, VA.  We can't help but notice the trail is really untraveled and not kept up.  When John came upon the MASSIVE spider web (that he is still pulling off the threads off his body as I write this) of a size we have never seen.  Of course, he was in it before we knew what it was.....Poor John.  Then, Marla was zooming around and shot off the trail abruptly to the left. Only to find her confronting a very angry snake!  The trail was not well marked either and we found ourselves shin deep in fallen leaves looking for green trail markers!