no shame in her game

Seems the Ormond Beach Publix is going to provide all sorts of entertainment, good, bad or otherwise.  I was looking at some holiday some greeting cards and trying to find some for the grand kids that would be somewhat entertaining and was enjoying the process when up she comes on my left.  Old lady who must also have to get greeting cards.  Naturally, she parked her cart right in the middle of the aisle so everyone had to Humpf around it or move it to get around it.  I was keeping to my lane in the card region when I hear "toodely toot toot!" and "scoobidy bop bop" and "toot toot!" coming out of her butt! She was just bubbling out her butt with reckless abandon and could have cared less! Toot toot! Pop! Ping! Bop! The blasts were coming hard and fast! I had to JET out of there and did not finish my card selecting! I'll have to go back tomorrow! Geez Lady! Get a grip!