John 3 cockroaches 0

The other night,  John was just getting ready to come to bed.  Had his socks off and just turned the TV remote off.  In the glow of the refrigerator light, he sees something scuttling near the vent under the fridge.  His eyes grow large and realizes it's a cockroach! The bugs antenna daring John to "come hither my friend."  The antenna pointed in defiance, yet swaying gently, gesturing in his direction "come with me..." Only John is now barefoot and his left arm is bandaged and splinted from the shoulder to the wrist! He has one arm to attack! He knows it will have a bad outcome if he attempts to stomp it with his bare feet. So, he hurls his cell phone in the lucifer's direction only to be outsmarted and out matched by it! The cockroach zipped under the fridge! Bah! The next day John declared WAR.  Roach spray, roach motels, traps and unrelenting roach vigilance.  As of today, three days later, John 3 Roach 0.