He's still got it! Has the reflexes of a mongoose!

As you know, Cap'n John's right and left Achilles are essentially hanging on by threads and we decided to take our usual hop on and hop off city tour of L.A.   We took the green loop to the yellow loop and saw such things as Shirley Temple's house, the Sacks Fifth Avenue where Winona got busted for shoplifting, and the Baywatch beach.  The yellow loop driver was very cautious and did his due diligence with his cargo, but the green loop driver, who we have given the name "BRING EM BACK ALIVE," was ridiculous.  John was seated at the far right of the second row of the top deck of the double decker and I was next to him.  So many times, Bring Em Back Alive was dangerously close to low tree branches and vines along the route, so much so, that John was bobbing and weaving throughout the green loop like Muhammad Ali.  Anyhow, going through Venice Beach, near Golds Gym and Muscle Beach, Bring Em Back Alive decided to jump the curb with the double decker.  At that moment, the top right section of the upper level, right at row two, was a "YIELD" sign that smashed right into John's seat area and nearly took his head off.  All I could say was "Wow Babe, you were almost killed!"  OMG.  Shouldn't we have signed a waiver or something.....