death metal rv camp

We are in Harrod, Ohio.  Capt'n John is taking the scenic route to the mitten and we are 'off the beaten path' and boy are we.  The first thing we notice is we are in the middle of nowhere.  That being said, we are told to go to site 50.  Get to site 50.  It looks like this: 

Al very large yet jolly woman with one large tooth and one smaller tooth comes out of her RV as she sees we are not moving on the road.  "What site y'all on ?" and I say "50 but it's not possible to put this big bus on that site." I point, see that tree over there? And she says "That tree is on the other side of the road." And I say, "C'mon, I'll show you, it's right on site 50." And it was.  The RV host comes up in his pick up truck and says "You won't fit on that site...let's find another one...." So we move on to site 57 only to see our next door neighbor....

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Blasting death metal 130 dB for all eternity.  He does have great ferns all over his property though! Must have a green thumb under all that metal lol